MrLocoMotor

'He likes dicks.'

-Casper

Also it's MrLocomotor or Locomotor, not LocoMotor you fool! Get it right.

Biography
Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, have some tea

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a board called /b/

On a site called 4chan born and raised

In the drawthread's where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all drawing some doodles while learning in school

When an admin called moot, who was up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

He made one lil rule and my /b/ros got scared

I said "I'm moving in with the ponies and their stupid lil thread"

I whistled for a link and when it came near

The OP said "official' and the pic looked queer

If anything I could say that this was quite a bad thread

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:'TimesNewRoman',Times,serif;font-size:15px;line-height:23px;">But I thought nah, forget it, yo hello to /b/read!